GIVE ME A KEG OF BEER!!!

Twilight has completely ruined vampires, and some might argue that it's now ruining werewolves. Well those people are stupid because Michael J Fox did that looong ago with Teen Wolf.



Werewolves are killing machines, not metaphors for puberty. OMG I'm cursed with the ability to turn into a super awesome being that can shoot hoops yo!!! Poor fucking baby... AND WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BULLY PICKING ON HIM THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE MOVIE? Really??? He's a werewolf you idiot, and not just any werewolf, he's a rule breakin' rebel werewolf who can wolf out at any time!!! Full moons and silver bullets don't mean shit to him! That's like me trying to wrestle a bear.



I really love Teen Wolf, it's redonkulousness at it's finest. It's a movie that could have only been created in the 80's. They don't make them like this anymore.


An American Werewolf in London Transformation

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They also don't make them like this either. I'm convinced that transforming into another species has to be a painful fucking process and that being a werewolf would suck balls. This movie just drives it home.

An American Werewolf in London is also amazing because it has Nazi werewolves.



And I leave you with GAY WEREWOLVES!!!

PIZZA POWER!!!

I remember the birthday party I had at the Mason Roller Rink, which wasn't even really on Mason, but off Mason about 3 or 4 blocks. I remember skating, and pizza, and really wanting this.





Yes, sadly the thing I wanted most for my birthday that year was a 4 dollar tape from Pizza Hut.


I loved that tape. I remember one day laying on the floor listening to it on a walkman and singing along when my dad busted in my room and told me to shut up.


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Pizza Power











And don't act like you don't know what this is from. It's okay to sing along.